15 Satirical Headlines to Make you Like Fake News

Rejected Article Pitches that I sent to Real Satire Websites

Look, honey. There’s a new Joe Rogan. That makes you happy, doesn’t it?

Way to go Lakers!

We hope to blend right in to the community.

You thought they weren’t sophisticated enough to organize.

Just tell me what I need to buy at Trader Hoes before I lose my mind.

I have to use social media for my job or else I’d delete it.

They’re trolling for a better tomorrow.

Grab up that punny username before someone else does!

They didn’t have these fancy high definition cameras back when we got started.

I feel like I know you from somewhere.