Published Work

The Washington Post/Soloish

Marry Young in Kentucky: By Age 18, I’d Been a Bridesmaid Three Times

How to Throw a Bachelorette Party Without Annoying Everyone Around You

I Wanna be an Old Maid When I Grow Up

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The Nashville Scene/Vodka Yonic

CSI: Condom, A pug, a prophylactic and a prize-winning garden

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Reductress

How to Ask Them to Wash Their Hands for 20 Seconds Before…

You’ll Never Guess Which of Your Favorite Child Stars Have Gout

LadySpike Media

I was born a bitcoin miner’s daughter

wall street worried next round of stimulus checks may be invested wisely

It’s Settled! We’re Calling the Little Pieces of Wax Paper Between Slices of Prosciutto Meat Receipts

Breaking News! Character on TV Show Has Sex Without Going Pee After, Faces No Consequences

Congress Passes “Stimulant Bill” Reserved for Coffee and Adderall

Hollywood Finally Reveals Why They Think We Want James Corden in Everything

New dating app for people who refuse therapy called un-hinge

Couple Planning to Have Extra Kids Just in Case One is a Dud

Based on the Handmade Signs Around You, Are You at a Protest or Trader Joe’s?

Corn Maze Voted Best Place to Cry this Fall

Top Gift of 2020, Piñatas! And Other Things You Can Beat With a Stick

How to Make an Asteroid Hitting Earth “Not So Bad”

QUIZ: Is This Stomach Pain from Nerves, Gas or Immaculate Conception?

In memoriam: Buffets, gone but not forgotten

Which Stores Don’t Enforce Masks and More Places for your Mom to Meet your Next Stepdad

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Ganjapreneur/Oregano

parents who found teen’s stash disappointed by quality

D.A.r.e officer realizes he actually taught a generation how to do drugs

Why I’m Saving My New Year’s Eve Kiss for My Bong

All the Co-Hosts from “The View,” Ranked by How Stoned Whoopi Had to Be to Work With Them

Let’s Be Honest, the Real Reason We Support USPS Is Because They’re Chill About Weed

Missed Connection: Dashing Divorced Dad Seeks Denver Dispensary Darling

Technically Any Joint Rolled Before Smoking is a Pre-roll